EXCLUSIVE: Creative introduces the ZEN Moo, does not contain melamine

Creative latest MP3 player is called the ZEN Moo. Yes, ZEN-freaking-cow-moo. This China-only (i'm praying it is) MP3 player comes in 2 versions, the ZEN Moo and the, you guess it, ZEN Moo Plus. The ZEN Moo is basically your ZEN Stone with built in speaker now in the form of a cow. The ZEN MOO Plus comes with an OLED screen, in-built speaker, FM radio, decent 20 hours play time, microphone and also comes with games (where you can feed and train your cow). For the ZEN Moo Plus, you are to navigate the player using the cow's horns and nose. Both players only come in 2GB capacity. I hear there is also a pair of "Moo speakers" which I think will also look like two cows. If you ask me what I think of the ZEN Moo, I can only say that Creative is really starting to get real creative.